Halloween!!! It’s coming, it’s close, October is the Spiciest time of year in Death Sauce Land. First of all, to answer many of my Chilipals emails, YES, Halloween Reserve Twenty-Ten is going on Pre-Sale sometime next week. This is an action packed month of New Deathlectables, Spicy Specials, and some bad ass New Releases. It has been so F-in insane in Death Sauce Land that I have not even announced the release of all New Wing Sauce, New Salsa and New Queso (although they have already been arriving in Chilihead homes around the globe to Rave Reviews. Thank u!).
Today, I am offering “Death Row” A Fiery Six-pack of our 3 kick-ass Coffins — 2 bottles each of Sudden Death, Mega Death, and Ultra Death, along with a pack of Sudden Death Jerky for only $49.95 (Regular Price $70+). ORDER YOUR DEATH ROW SPECIAL HERE!
Also, our Famous Black Bag ( Habanero Kettle Cooked Chips) are now back. My Death Team and I are doing are best to meet demand, but I can’t say we won’t be out again soon. These spuds are not so easy to make right and we will only make um when all is perfect. Over the last weeks and months, I have found myself pulled in a million directions as we grow with great fury around the globe. I say this not to impress you, but to impress upon you that nothing has changed at Death Sauce. You may know this already if you have emailed me and I have not gotten back to you yet. I read every single email and have been so moved by some very personal stories shared with me and I’ve laughed my ass off about some interesting uses and experiences with Death Sauces …….the only thing that has changed at Blair’s is that I am just a bit more out of my mind (iIn a good way, I think……hmmm). The other day in the office I picked up the phone and the chilihead calling asked who he was speaking to. I said, “it’s Blair.” He then began to say, “yea right, you’re funny” and I said, “no, it’s me, why is that hard to believe?” After his continued comments that I was playing a joke, I just told him he was right and that my name was Mark. If you are reading this, it was nice speaking with you! Laugh out Loud, I guess I am supposed to say now. F that. WTF!!!
Ok, I could as usual just keep rambling on… In the mean time, Enjoy the special while its here, cuz it will be going away soon. I will speak to you soon, but if you want to reach me on the phone, try calling between 7-11pm est. No promises, but there is a good chance I will answer the phone (Not Mark!).
Enjoy!! All my best!
Your Chili Pal,
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Featured Recipe – BLAIR’S GOLDEN DEATH BURGERS
Blair grilled up these fiery hot burgers for a special lunch enjoyed with Rob from Australia. Angus beef burgers grilled to perfection, smothered with golden death sauce, and chipotle mayo. Topped with mixed greens and home-grown exotic tomatoes. Served on delicious ciabatta bread. FANTASTIC!!!
***For more great recipe ideas, click here to check out Blair’s Recipe Blog***
Death Merchant of the Week – CHARLIE FRISCH
Charlie Frisch, a retired US Army Major, has been spending his time burning the tongues of the men and women of the United States Armed Forces!! Charlie enjoys traveling from base to base, bringing Blair’s fiery sauces and snacks directly to the troops. He just LOVES lighting up the tongues of our men and women in uniform!!
So, what’s the thrill for Charlie? He loves watching expressions change from pain to pleasure as people sample Blair’s sauces. The smiling faces of the troops just make it all worth it!! Charlie noted that there is a special feeling in knowing that our troops take Blair’s products with them all around the globe! The heat brings them incredible joy and a sense of home-grown fun to lighten up the difficult work that they do. To our men and women in uniform, we send a heart-felt “thanks” for all that you continue to do to keep us safe at home. And, to Charlie, a great big thanks for spreading the heat in such an important way!
Please let us know if you would like to have Charlie show up at a base near you, with variety of Blair’s sauces and snacks to explore!!