As I imagine that this is not the 1st time you’re reading one of my emails, I’m not going to bore you by telling you how busy I am and how crazy things are in Death Sauce Land (cuz you already know that and I wouldn’t have it any other way). I say this because if you are like one of many of my fellow chiliheads from around the globe, you are probably wondering why I haven’t gotten back sooner about pre-ordering the 20-10 Hallloween Reserve. Well, no B.S. Here’s the way it is. First and foremost, I’m a chilihead and I demand the best of the best for myself and I will only deliver the best of the best to those around me. I start thinking about my next Halloween Reserve even before this year’s goes out. What will make it special? What will make it better, different than anything before?? Would I want to put it in my own display? (yes, I have every Reserve I have ever made in my own display!).
OK, so why do I share all of this with you? I say this Not to Impress You, but to impress upon you that each and every Reserve is created and built with pride! Most likely, I will never put out a Reserve on time. Like I said before, it’s busy around here and there’s always a lot happening. If not, you would probably be getting an email from me every day, along with a tweet and a facebook post. I’m busy living my life, not writing about it (plus, I don’t think I’m that important! Who cares what I ate for dinner or who I just spoke to. You care about Hot Sauce and I care about makin’ it the best of the best for YOU!!!).
Well, you’ve now read my run-on intro…. I could as usual keep going, but I have Hot Sauce to make. So, here’s the deal: I decided to make the 20-10 Halloween Reserve one mind-blowing, skull- F-ing experience. So, how do I do that? Well, you have to have the OCD Chilihead Neuroses that I am both blessed and cursed with! Click here to pre-order your 20-10 HALLOWEEN RESERVE!!!!!
In closing, as my theory of exponential time goes, I will soon be saying, “GOBBLE GOBBLE, HO-HO-HO, HAPPY NEW YEAR, BURN MY HEART, SEE YOU IN NEW MEXICO, AND HAPPY F-ING ST. PATTY’S DAY!!!!”